17 May 2026
Intro
You said you would like me
To have a full set of hair again
And it sure makes you happy
When I say -- I'm taking your Rogaine
Verse 1
Been scratching an itch
Kinda like the pain
That's flippin up my switch
You slippin me them blue pills again
Chorus
Sorry hun
I'm about to wig out again
On your Rogaine
But --- you say you love it
Me flipping out
On ---- Blue Rogaine
Verse 2
Those blue pills got hair
Enough to break
My three-legged chair
Makes it hard for me
To sit and stare
Verse 3
I can taste it
When I pop two
You feel so good
Raising more than my senses
Like you always do
Bridge
I went to the pharmacy to check
If Blue Rogaine comes in higher doses
And they all started to laugh
Said Rogaine does not come in pill form
The pharmacist said you and I need counselling
What the hell are you feeding me
In these little blue pills
Her Verse
Baby – take a chill pill
Rogaine was out of stock again
These are a no-name brand
They make it hard -- to turn down
My pharmacist said
Bald men recover well on Blue Rogaine
Chorus
Sorry hun
I'm about to wig out again
On your Rogaine
But --- you say you love it
Me flipping out
On ---- Blue Rogaine
Verse 1 Reprise
Been scratching an itch
Kinda like the pain
That's flippin up my switch
Keep slippin me those blue pills again
Chorus
Sorry hun
I'm about to wig out again
On your Rogaine
But --- you say you love it
Me flipping out
On ---- Blue Rogaine
PS -- I really don't care if I ever grow hair.
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