Uber Prayers

I like horsing around

Being a little unstable in bed

I pretend I'm Pegasus

An untamable stud

All was good until

Creaks upon the floorboard

And the sweet herbal smell

Of horse sweat

My lover never heard

My snort of fear

Wilbur Post

Mr Ed here

Alastor

Who pulls the chariot of Hades

Avenger of evil deeds

Owed me a favour

And knowing

My history with your

Great grandfather

Did me a solid Alfalfa

Wilbur, Alastor said

His master Hades

Has answered the call

Of Uber prayers

To pick up one

Wilbur Post

All scorned

Are making the calls

666-Hades

Wilbur Post

Mr Ed here

You better pony up

Find one true love

And get hitched

Or this will be your last

Roll in the hay

My lover never heard

My snort of fear

Or my Uber prayer

Hello Mr Ed

I need a ride far from here

All scorned

Are making the calls

666-Hades

Hi, Hades Uber?

I need a Pegasus pickup

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