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Alternative Hopeful · Nostalgic · Playful

Fun-Slayer

18 May 2026

In the year 3000, historians found this long-lost letter in the ancient archives.

Our experts have determined it was written in late 1980.

We have yet to determine what it is about – do you know?

If you do, please drop off a sample synapse today at your local neuromorphic center.

*** Fun-Slayer ****

Dear S.,

It’s me, B. Gray

It is damn hard to stand tall

When you make me feel small

The time you share with me

Is a ticking bomb

You rarely book time

To write me off

Go shine your light in dark places

Let me be a shadow of myself

I know I have big feet to fill

But it's all for the children

You fade in and out of my life

And it in-grates me

Until darkness lifts you up

And I bring you backdown

I stand proud of myself

When legs are cut from under me

I feel cleansed in my forgiveness

You love to share dirt about me

I never know who is present

My two-faced friend

I shared my secrets with you

You share them with everyone

Stephen, before I met you

It - pains me to say

My heart was full-filled

Each day

By your empty words

And by what you don’t say

And still…

Down deep

I have missed you.

Don’t let IT sit

Write-me ——— soon

Love

Pennywise

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