Do You Know Jack?

Hi my name is Mack

Everyone says I don't know jack

I had a flat and I looked in the trunk

The lifter wrenched my back

You see I had never done this before

Does this mean I don't know jack

My friend said OMG there's Nicholson

He pointed at some guy carrying a sack

I mistakenly said ok so who is that

OMG please tell me you don't know Jack

I was on the game show Definition

Jim Perry said an easy one Mack

What's the definition of a male mule

They were amazed I didn't know Jack

Second chance on a game show

I was feeling a little out of whack

The host asked who was nimble and quick

I learned I didn't know Jack

Yesterday I was at the airport

A friendly guy asks my name I say Mack

He says he's Jack I say Hi Jack

I tell airport security I don't know Jack

In the liquor store I asked what's on sale

Guy suggested I find the Daniels in the back

I looked all over for two guys named Daniel

I think the staff laughed that I didn't know Jack

Today a Queen Driver Ant

Came to meet Mack

Like me

She came to know Jack

The Gi-ANT killer

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